Beware of the Car!
Synopsis
An insurance agent who moonlights as a car thief steals cars various crooks and never from the common people. He sells the stolen cars and gives the money to charity. His best friend, a cop, is assigned to bring in this modern Robin Hood.
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Principal cast & crew: 37
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37 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Innokentiy Smoktunovskiy
as Юрий Деточкин
Oleg Efremov
as следователь, Максим Подберезовиков
Andrey Mironov
as Дима Семицветов
Georgi Zhzhyonov
as автоинспектор
Anatoliy Papanov
as Семён Васильевич, тесть Семицветова
Olga Aroseva
as Люба, невеста Деточкина
Lyubov Dobrzhanskaya
as мама Деточкина
Evgeniy Evstigneev
as Евгений Александрович, режиссёр народного театра
Yuriy Yakovlev
as текст от автора
Lyubov Sokolova
as народный судья
Vyacheslav Nevinnyy
as автослесарь
Gotlib Roninson
as Яков Михайлович, начальник Деточкина
Supporting cast
25Donatas Banionis
as пастор, покупатель
Galina Volchek
as покупательница магнитофона
Tatyana Gavrilova
as Инна Семицветова, жена Димы
Sergey Kulagin
as директор пивной
Yakov Lents
as продавец в табачном киоске
Boris Runge
as мужчина с чемоданами
Nikolai Parfyonov
as прокурор (нет в титрах)
Viktoriya Radunskaya
as Таня, криминалист
Antonina Maksimova
as актриса народного театра
Zoya Isaeva
as гостья Семицветовых
Yuliana Bugayeva
as Simochka (uncredited)
Inga Budkevich
as покупательница транзисторного приемника (нет в титрах)
Sergey Zhirnov
as актёр народного театра (нет в титрах)
Yuriy Kireev
as милиционер, актёр народного театра (нет в титрах)
Nina Krachkovskaya
as кассир на телеграфе (нет в титрах)
Vladimir Lippart
as милиционер. актёр народного театра (нет в титрах)
Emiliya Milton
as дама в комиссионке (нет в титрах)
Vladimir Nakhabtsev
as эпизод (нет в титрах)
Nonna Ten
as гостья Семицветовых (нет в титрах)
Aleksandr Petrov
as актёр народного театра (нет в титрах)
Aleksandr Titov
as свидетель (нет в титрах)
Georgi Shapovalov
as продавец в охотничьем магазине (нет в титрах)
Aleksei Korenev
as покупатель в комиссионке (нет в титрах)
Natalya Dorodnaya
as официантка (нет в титрах)
Ye Kiryakova
as «свидетельница» (нет в титрах)
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