Bienvenue à bord
Synopsis
Isabelle, HR of a large cruise company, made the mistake of choosing her boss as a lover. Before embarking on the maiden voyage of the new flagship of the fleet, though, he decided to disembark from their relationship! Some women take their revenge by poison, firearm, or slander. Isabelle chooses Remy a flamboyant, unemployed ne'er-do-well who flunked out in life on land, but after all is said and done, might have better luck at sea... She recruits him as leader of her plot and on this Palace of the Seas, Remy will first prove to be the worst nightmare of the CEO and Richard, the Cruise Director...then, little by little, he will change his life and that of all those who cross his path...
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Edited by Vincent ZuffranieriShot by Stephane Le ParcScored by Jean Michel BernardDesigned by Sandrine Jarron
Box Office
2011 · Box office
Produced on a $12.0M budget
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$12.0M
Also known as
- Welcome aboarden
- Benvenuto a bordoit
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19 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Franck Dubosc
as Rémy Pasquier
Valerie Lemercier
as Isabelle
Gerard Darmon
as Richard Morena
Luisa Ranieri
as Margarita Cavallieri
Lionnel Astier
as Jérôme Berthelot
Elisa Servier
as Caroline Berthelot
Philippe Lellouche
as William
Jean Michel Lahmi
as Le pointilleux
Guilaine Londez
as La pointilleuse
Shirley Bousquet
as Femme du joueur casino
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2Other crew
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