Blonde Cobra
“Why shave when I can’t even think of a reason for living?”
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A man handles various objects, gazes at himself in the mirror, and strikes poses in different outfits, smiling and making expressions at the camera while his voiceover on the soundtrack conveys his despair, delivers impressionistic remarks and short songs, quotes Greta Garbo and Maria Montez, recounts the story of a lonely young boy, and tells the tale of a woman named Madame Nescience who dreams of becoming the Mother Superior of a convent devoted to sexual perversion.
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