Carry On Constable
“Oh! What a Carry On When that Crazy Bunch Join the Police Force”
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With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they
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Edited by John ShirleyShot by Edward ScaifeScored by Bruce Montgomery
Also known as
- Ist ja irre – Diese strammen Polizistende
- Uns kann kein krummes Ding erschütternde
- Les Loustics à l'hostofr
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Cast & Crew
19 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Sidney James
as Sgt. Frank Wilkins
Kenneth Williams
as PC Stanley Benson
Eric Barker
as Inspector Mills
Kenneth Connor
as PC Charlie Constable
Charles Hawtrey
as PC Timothy Gorse
Leslie Phillips
as PC Tom Potter
Joan Sims
as WPC Gloria Passworthy
Hattie Jacques
as Sgt. Laura Moon
Shirley Eaton
as Sally Barry
Cyril Chamberlain
as Thurston
Norman Fisher Nm11061932
as as Angry Citizen (uncredited)
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