Cold Iron Is a Titanic Comedy
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A tin-foil road-trip to Florida & the British Museum, in faster Chinese that dialogues over the electric kettle of Toronto's City Hall and rotates in perpetual stillness towards a tsunami of row-boat performances.
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Edited by Wesley Rickert
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Cast & Crew
11 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Henry Benvenuiti
as Captain Smith
Hercinia Collective
as Sirens
Sandra Fitzsimmons
as Liberty
Tonya Henry
as An Old Flame
Eszter Jagica
as The Fountain of Youth
Istvan Kantor
as Neoist Pied Piper
Christina Kozak
as The Universe Expanding Tally Aurora
Ian Malone
as Juan Ponce De Leon
Kathleen Reichelt
as The Ventriloquist
Olivia Roblin
as Janus
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