Free Lunch Express
“A comedy you can believe in.”
Synopsis
From the creators who watched Airplane too many times, comes the surreal story of Bernie Sanders. This farcical tale takes us from childhood to political icon with battles against the Clintons, Drinks with AOC and weed with Ben and Jerry along the way.
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Edited by Jon Vasquez
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Cast & Crew
15 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Alexander Aguila
as Bartender
Laura Aleman
as AOC
Jessica Jade Andres
as Bernie's First Wife
Elaine Ballace
as Jane Sanders
Sudana Bobatoon
as Maxine Waters
Sam Brittan
as Middle Bernie
Jonah Britton
as Young Bernie
Robert William Campbell
as Joesph Stalin
William Charlton
as VFW Commander Mackey
Alycia Cooper
as Black Lives Matter Protester
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