Hey, Stop Stabbing Me!
“Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!”
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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has moved into what appears to be an ideal house with seemingly great roommates. However, things are not as they seem. Why did the previous roommate, whom Herman replaced, leave behind all his belongings as if he had never actually moved out? Why do the other roommates insist he joined a cult? Why is there a makeshift tombstone bearing his name in the backyard? And what is the significance of the monster stealing Herman's socks and residing in a vast labyrinth beneath the house? As Herman seeks answers, he discovers they lie along a path involving sex, murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH.
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Edited by Josh MillerScored by Sean Hall
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2003 · Box office
Produced on a $500 budget
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