How Much Does the Trojan Horse Weigh?
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At 40, Zosia has a happy second marriage, a well-adjusted daughter, a good career, and a comfortable home in Warsaw. But as she and her family usher in the year 2000, she wishes some things in her youth had happened differently, and she's magically transported back to 1987, when she was still married to her womanizing first husband, Darek and lived in the People's Republic of Poland.
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Edited by Jaroslaw PietraszekShot by Witold AdamekScored by Jacek KrolikDesigned by Joanna Macha
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15 unique people credited
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Ilona Ostrowska
as Zosia Albrecht-Radecka
Maciej Marczewski
as Kuba Radecki
Robert Wieckiewicz
as Darek
Danuta Szaflarska
as Zosia's grandmother
Maja Ostaszewska
as Lidka
Sylwia Dziorek
as Florka
Katarzyna Kwiatkowska
as Marta
Michal Zielinski
as Jurek
Magdalena Waligorska
as Zaneta
Weronika Ksiazkiewicz
as Neighbour Jola
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