Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
Synopsis
Sasha is a young vampire with a serious problem.
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Edited by Stephane LafleurShot by Shawn PavlinScored by Pierre Philippe CoteDesigned by Ludovic Dufresne
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2023 · Box office
📉 Underperformed — grossed 0.0× its budget
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Worldwide gross
$98K
Also known as
- Feinfühlige Vampirin sucht lebensmüdes Opferde
- Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Personen
- Humanist Vampire Seeks Consenting Suicidal Personen
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Cast & Crew
50 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Sara Montpetit
as Sasha
Felix Antoine Benard
as Paul
Steve Laplante
as Aurélien, Father
Sophie Cadieux
as Georgette, Mother
Noemie O Farrell
as Denise
Lilas Rose Cantin
as Sasha (6 ans)
Arnaud Vachon
as Henry
Marie Brassard
as Victorine
Madeleine Peloquin
as Sandrine
Gabriel Antoine Roy
as JP
Isabella Villalba
as Mélissa Bessette
Patrick Hivon
as Mr. Goyette
Supporting cast
28Marc Beaupre
as Rico Berlingot
Micheline Bernard
as Madame Gauvin
Sylvie Lemay
as Renaude
Ariane Castellanos
as Claudie
Wiam Mohktari
as Chloé
Zoe Nagy
as Océanne
Noe Poblete
as Jonathan
Valence Laroche
as Young Denise
Anthony Giuliani
as Gary
Marguerite Bouchard
as Miranda
Pierre Luc Lafontaine
as Jayden
Sarianne Cormier
as Child Psychiatrist
Patrice Dubois
as Doctor
Jean Philippe Lehoux
as Dentiste
Sebastien Beaulac
as Bowling Customer
Vincent Dubuc
as Young Bowling Customer
Matai Stevens
as Stoner
Juliette Crepeau
as Young Party Girl
Cedric Blais
as Henry's Friend #1
Lorenzo Bonnallie Miloch
as Henry's Friend #2
Serge Boulianne
as Christian
Alicia Phommasak
as Party Girl
Julien Claessens
as Tourist #1
Antoine Rivard Nolin
as Tourist #2
Mia Beaulieu
as Élève
Melie Rose Gaze
as Elevator Girl
Vladimir Morisseau
as Man Outside Bar
Alexandre Grenier
as Bus Driver
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