I Hate Kids
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Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.
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Edited by John KovacShot by Blake T EvansScored by Joseph BauerDesigned by Alan E Muraoka
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23 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Connor Maguire
as Bowser Junior
Tom Everett Scott
as Nick Pearson
Tituss Burgess
as The Amazing Fabular
James Mcgrath
as Iggy
Julian Feder
as Mason
Rachel Boston
as Sydney Bartlett
Bryan Maguire
as Charles
Rhea Seehorn
as Kelly
Julie Ann Emery
as Joanna
Beth Riesgraf
as Schyler Cross
Arden Myrin
as Janice Bodicker
Bryan Batt
as Reverend McGooley
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1Directors
1Writers
2Producers
2Other crew
6Parents Guide
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