I've Never Been to New York
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In the life of TV presenter Lisa, everything revolves around her talk show, celebrities and the ratings. There is just as little room for love as there is for her mother Maria. When the 66-year-old loses her memory after a fall in her apartment and wakes up in the hospital, she can only remember that she has never been to New York and sets off immediately. Lisa goes in search of Maria with her makeup artist Fred. She struck gold on a cruise ship that was just leaving for New York. As stowaways, the three have no choice but to earn the passage. While Fred is hired as an assistant by the Greek on-board magician Costa, Lisa and Maria have to work in room service. The crossing soon takes surprising turns for mother and daughter: Maria falls in love with the charming dancer Otto, who supposedly knows her from before, and Lisa takes a liking to the widowed statistician Axel Staudach, who is traveling with his son Florian.
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Edited by Sven BudelmannShot by Thomas W KiennastScored by Christoph IsraelDesigned by Matthias Musse
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24 unique people credited
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Katharina Thalbach
as Maria Wartberg
Pasquale Aleardi
as Bordzauberer Costa
Heike Makatsch
as Lisa Wartberg
Moritz Bleibtreu
as Axel Staudach
Uwe Ochsenknecht
as Eintänzer Otto
Michael Ostrowski
as Fred, der Maskenbildner
Marlon Schramm
as Florian Staudach
Mat Schuh
as Eintänzer James
Andreja Schneider
as Edita
Stefan Kurt
as Kapitän
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