It's Not the Size That Counts
“The comedy that rises to the occasion”
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Percy, the man with the world's first penis transplant, discovers that there is a chemical in the world's water that makes men impotent.
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Principal cast & crew: 18
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Edited by Roy WattsShot by Tony ImiScored by Tony Macaulay
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Cast & Crew
18 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Leigh Lawson
as Percy Edward Anthony
Elke Sommer
as Clarissa
Denholm Elliott
as Sir Emmanuel Whitbread
Judy Geeson
as Dr. Fairweather
Harry H Corbett
as Prime Minister
Vincent Price
as Stavos Mammonian
Adrienne Posta
as P.C. 217 'Iris'
Julie Ege
as Miss Hanson
Barry Humphries
as Australian TV Lady
James Booth
as Jeffcott
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