L.A. Without a Map
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An aspiring Hollywood actress, on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker, who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
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27 unique people credited
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15Joe Dallesandro
as Michael
Amanda Plummer
as Red Pool Owner
Nathalie Huot
as Tall Woman
Christa Lang
as Woman on Bus
Anouk Aimee
as Self (uncredited)
Mika Kaurismaki
as Michael Bambihill (uncredited)
Valentin Siroon
as Bartender (uncredited)
Dijon Talton
as Brandon Williams
Johnny Depp
as Self / William Blake (uncredited)
Joey Perillo
as McCrea
James Le Gros
as Takowsky
Matthew Faber
as Joel
Brent Morris
as Aviator Shades Cop
Cameron Bancroft
as Patterson
Jerzy Skolimowski
as Minister
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