Military Academy
Synopsis
The movie deals with a guy who gets to join the German Bundeswehr involuntarily because a colleague loses his denial papers in order to get the chance to get down on his girlfriend. When entering the Bundeswehr he acts like a giant idiot and of course gets in one room with some of the biggest losers around. The loser turns out to be a hero and leads his loser-colleagues to win a contest with the local US army squad.
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Edited by Ueli ChristenShot by Gernot RollScored by Helmut ZerlettDesigned by Christian Kettler
Also known as
- Kein Bund fürs Lebende
- Military Academyen
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Cast & Crew
22 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Franz Dinda
as Sebastian 'Basti' Lämmle
Florian Lukas
as Thorsten Schleifer
Axel Stein
as Ufo
Kailas Mahadevan
as Nefzat Akinci
Christian Sengewald
as Justus von Bülow
Till Trenkel
as Uwe 'Zonko' Zonkowitz
Oona Devi Liebich
as Unteroffizier Jana Rothe
Ronald Nitschke
as Major Hauptmann
Carsten Norgaard
as Gregory Ridgeley
Jan Henrik Stahlberg
as Oberfeldwebel Keller
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2Other crew
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