Miss March
A newly awakened college kid races across the country with his lecherous best friend to crash a notorious men's‑magazine gala and reclaim his once‑virgin high‑school sweetheart now starring as its centerfold, risking legal trouble and their friendship for one last shot at love.
“After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart... on pages 95-97.”
Synopsis
A young man emerges from a four-year coma to learn that his high-school sweetheart, who was once a virgin, has since become a centerfold model for one of the world's most renowned men's magazines. Determined to reconnect with her, he and his best friend, who is known for his insatiable interest in sex, embark on a cross-country road trip. Their goal is to break into a party at the magazine's iconic mansion headquarters and attempt to win back the woman.
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Principal cast & crew: 21
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Edited by Tim MirkovichShot by Anthony B RichmondScored by Jeff CardoniDesigned by Cabot Mcmullen
Box Office
2009 · Box office
📉 Underperformed — grossed 0.8× its budget
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Worldwide gross
$4.6M
Opening week (7-day): $3.5M
Peak 1,742 theaters
Also known as
- Miss Marchde
- Miss Marzoes
- Miss Marzoit
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