Musée haut, musée bas
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Un conservateur terrorisé par les plantes vertes, une mère plastifiée pour être exposée, un ballet de Saintes Vierges, des gardiens épuisés par Rodin, un ministre perdu dans une exposition de sexes, une voiture disparue au parking Rembrandt, des provinciaux amoureux des Impressionnistes, touristes galopins galopant d'une salle à l'autre, passager clandestin dans l'art premier, Picasso, Gauguin, Warhol, ils sont tous là dans ce petit monde qui ressemble au grand, dans ce musée pas si imaginaire que ça, valsant la comédie humaine jusqu'au burlesque.
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Edited by Yann MalcorShot by Pascal RidaoScored by Reinhardt WagnerDesigned by Patrick Dutertre
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17 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Michel Blanc
as Mosk - le conservateur
Simon Abkarian
as Gilles Paulin
Victoria Abril
as Clara
Pierre Arditi
as Henri Province
Alfredo Arias
as Sud Américain Perdeli
John Arnold
as Un gardien Karl Paulin
Sophie Artur
as Sabine Le Gréco
Josiane Balasko
as La mère en Chanel
Jean Damien Barbin
as Sulki
Emeline Bayart
as Gisèle Paulin
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