No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
Released: September 29, 1999Runtime: 87 minLanguage: FR
No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…
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Vincent Coppey
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Alexandra Tiedemann
as Nina
Pietro Musillo
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Nalini Selvadoray
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Andree Tavares
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Laurent Cupelin
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Dominique Gubser
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Olivier Blattler
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Isabelle Migraine
as Femme de la réunion
Ekaterina Tshetshelachvily
as Kethevan
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