Spandex Sapiens
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Lonely son of a Canadian preacher man Michael builds the first professional wrestling company in faraway Finland. Young transsexual wrestler Jessica infiltrates into the company contesting Michael both physically and ideologically. Anger and frustration get to Michael who is now 40 years old still looking for companion. He is looking for love, but first must learn not to hate. As Michael finds true love online he redefines his values, and reinvents himself as a wrestler in love.
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Edited by Markus LeppalaShot by Aarne TapolaScored by John Koumourou
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15 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Michael Majalahti
as StarBuck
Jessica Love
as Jessica Love
Taimo Majalahti
as Michael's Father
Wilma Schlizewski
as Fight Club Finland (FCF) General Manager
Kukka Laakso
as Michael's Girlfriend
Diana Majalahti
as Michael's Wife
Maire Majalahti
as Michael's Mother
Yoshihiro Tajiri
as Smash Japan Wrestler
Robbie Brookside
as WWE Talent Scout
Serena Deeb
as Smash Japan Guest Wrestler
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