The AlphabetMan
“When your personal life collapses and you discover that you hold the unofficial World Record in F-illness codes, at least you have a great story to tell!”
Synopsis
Neuroatypical extroverted Australian Andy charms the introverted elite of the “Happiest Country in the World” and talks himself into teaching at Aalto University in Helsinki. His achievements are praised and Andy acts as the spearhead of Finnish educational projects in Africa, refugee camps in the Middle East and even the Nevada desert for the Burning Man festival. At the peak of his career representing Finland in the Netherlands, Andy is attacked. A head injury causes PTSD and the deal is done. Almost everything possible in the Finnish healthcare system goes wrong and Andy falls through the safety nets of the Nordic welfare state into a “black hole.” Andy receives a bewildering number of different F-code diagnoses and eventually ends up in a closed ward, holding the unofficial world record for the most different F-code diagnoses given to one person.
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Edited by Oskari PastilaShot by Andrew Clutterbuck
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2025 · Box office
Produced on a $282K budget
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$282K
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15 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Andrew Clutterbuck
as The Coach
Hanna Clutterbuck
as Andrew's Wife
Kalevi Ekman
as Aalto Design Factory Professor
Jani Hietanen
as Aalto on Fire crew
Benjamin Jeffries
as Unhoused person in San Francisco
Jari Jokinen
as Aalto University Director of Development
Pekka Kariniemi
as Biolan Chairman
Hannu Koistinen
as Kantele Entrepreneur
Elina Koivisto
as Koulu on Fire crew
Outi Kuittinen
as Demos Helsinki Head of Co-Creation
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1Other crew
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