The Alternative Miss World
Released: September 18, 1980Runtime: 90 min
A filmed record of the 1978 "Alternative Miss World" beauty pageant held in a circus tent on Clapham Common in South London.
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Top billed cast
Andrew Logan
as Self - Your Host + Hostess
Divine
as Self - Guest of Honour
Luciana Martinez
as Self - The Scintillating Secretary
Sophie Parkin
as Self - Miss Wildlife
Nigel Adey
as Self - Miss Wolverhampton Municipal Baths
Richard De Velasco
as Self - Miss Peru
John Thomas
as Self - Miss Little Egypt
Rosemary Gibb
as Self - Miss Piss
Rebecca Du Pont De Bie
as Self - Miss Cherry Cocktail
Jenny Runacre
as Miss Slightly Misanthropic
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