
The Black Square
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VINCENT, a struggling art-thief and failed artist, stole Malewitsch’s legendary abstract painting the „Black Square”. The sale and handover to a Russian Oligarch and his designated art expert MARTHA is set to take place on a cruise ship. When Vincent and his younger partner NILS realise that their principal accomplice will not show-up to provide the boarding tickets and fake ID’s, they desperately overbear two men in order to sneak their way onto the ship. To their horror they quickly learn that their victims are part of the cruise ship’s entertainment act. Desperate not to blow their cover, Vincent and Nils take on their roles as David Bowie and Elvis Presley doubles with varying degrees of success. Despite his best efforts, Vincent’s talents hardly convince the passengers and it does not take long until various crew members discover their true identities and the value of their loot. A wild goose chase for the “Black Square” breaks loose in the belly of the cruise ship…
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Edited by Jan RuschkeShot by Felix Novo De OliveiraScored by Andreas LucasDesigned by Tim Tamke
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- The Black Squareen
- Le carré noirfr
- Le mystère du carré noirfr
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18 unique people credited
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Bernhard Schutz
as Vincent Kowalski
Jacob Matschenz
as Nils Forberg
Sandra Huller
as Martha
Christopher Scharf
as Levi Staude
Victoria Trauttmansdorff
as Helen Caracas
Pheline Roggan
as Mia Ricardus
Wolfgang Packhauser
as Bernhard Lossa
Tobias Van Dieken
as Harald Sibelius
Christian Ehrich
as Ilja Komarow
Mathias Renneisen
as Tarek Amandi
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