The Brand New Testament
A disillusioned divine daughter in Brussels decides to upend her father's tyrannical script, unleashing a chaotic new testament that forces humanity to confront the true cost of free will.
“God Exists. He Lives in Brussels with his daughter.”
Synopsis
In this fictional narrative, God resides in Brussels, but on Earth, He is portrayed as a cowardly and morally flawed figure, despised by his family. His daughter, Ea, grows increasingly frustrated with her monotonous life, confined to a small apartment in a regular part of Brussels. Eventually, she chooses to rebel against her father's authority.
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Principal cast & crew: 21
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Edited by Herve De LuzeShot by Christophe BeaucarneScored by An PierleDesigned by Sylvie Olive
Box Office
2015 · Box office
⚖️ Fell short of break-even — grossed 1.8× its budget
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Worldwide gross
$15.7M
Also known as
- Das brandneue Testamentde
- The Brand New Testamenten
- El nuevo Nuevo Testamentoes
- Dio esiste e vive a Bruxellesit
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