Three Wise Cousins
“Ask your cousins, they know everything”
Synopsis
Adam is a 22 year old New Zealand born Samoan guy who falls for Mary. On a 'chance' encounter he learns that Mary only wants to go out with a 'real island guy' - not a plastic one. Adam realizes that to get rid of his 'plastic' ways and impress Mary, he'll have to travel to Samoa and have his cousins teach him how to be a real island guy. Three Wise Cousins is a feature length comedy, that will have you laughing from start to end; it's a film unlike any other that will surprise you with it's endless amount of 'wisdom'.
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Edited by Jack WoonShot by Stallone Vaiaoga IoasaScored by Andrew Faleatua
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14 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Neil Amituanai
as Adam
Gloria Blake
as Mary
Susana Fanueli
as The Talk to me Adam Market Girl
Valelia Ioane
as Mom
Fa Aleo Leui
as The Reality Check Cocoa Grandma
Leste Leui
as The Reality Check Cocoa Samoa Kids
Simi Leui
as The Reality Check Cocoa Samoa Kids
Harrison Rolleston
as White Boy
Paulo Situi
as The Reality Check Cocoa Samoa Kids
Poinsettia Taefu
as The Bathe the Clothes in the River Girl
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