Vapid Shallow Models Must Die!
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After his aspirations of becoming a model are crushed, a plump, unattractive everyman exacts brutal revenge on the glamorous runway models he once hoped would be his high-fashion peers. Adopting the guise of a photographer, the humiliated and mentally unstable man lures his attractive but shallow victims into a deadly trap in this over-the-top slasher film starring Michael Haboush, Kate Crash, Stephen Molinaro, and Jason North.
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Edited by Michael HaboushShot by Anthony Cozad
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2006 · Box office
Produced on a $500K budget
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$500K
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12 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Mark Studner
as B'Jesus
Stephen Molinaro
as Model Dominick
Jason North
as Model Milo
Amber Digrazia
as Model Tiffani
Adam Winchell
as Model Storm Erickson
Kate Crash
as Model Kate Crash
Anthony Cozad
as Hired Helper #1
Clinton Smith
as Hired Helper #2
Paolo Carascon
as Model Beau
Arthur Huber
as Newscaster Kevin Schmidt
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2Producers
1Other crew
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