You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
Released: October 19, 1977Runtime: 92 minLanguage: FR
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
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Coluche
as Le Roi Gros Pif 1er
Gerard Lanvin
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Anemone
as Cousine Lucienne
Dominique Lavanant
as La Reine Madeleine
Gerard Jugnot
as Premier capitaine des mousquetaires
Martin Lamotte
as Le bouffon
Michel Blanc
as Antremont
Philippe Bruneau
as Duc d'Ambise
Roland Giraud
as Duc d'Orléans
Michel Puterflam
as Le radoteur
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