3 Things Must Die!
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- 1.01Mae West Hatred, Car Crashes, the Sin of PrideRate
- 1.02A Bad Job, Auto-Tune, Taylor Swift's PopularityRate
- 1.03Glitches in the Matrix, Malicious Machines, Mean ZookeepersRate
- 1.04A Creepy Boy Bird-Killer, Unnecessary Dialogue, CyanRate
- 1.05Mamie Van Doren Classics, Fear of Dummies, Shaming SeussRate
- 1.06The 'Rona in Apes, Losing Bugs Bunny, Cancelling RosanneRate
- 1.07Baby Tattoos, Exorcists Who Cancel Horror Movies, Forgetting to Make Sure My Mic Is OnRate
- 1.08The Decapitation of Sea Slugs, Cats in Planes, Henry Winkler's 1993 Directorial EffortRate
- 1.09Glue on Neanderthals, Oppression of Meg-Han, Kicking a Dog Out of the White HouseRate
- 1.10Bigotry in Babies, Calling Engagement Rings 'Sparklers', the Deaths of Cassette Tape InventorsRate
- 1.11Un-mummified Animals, Fun-Sized Vermin, Any Obstacle to Kitty PowerRate
- 1.12Ineptees, Naming Your Baby the Duchess of Sussex, the Laughter of CameramenRate
- 1.13All Cracked Jokes by Queens, Planet Shut-Up Women, Technicolor Worlds of Dangerous WhimsyRate
- 1.14My Public Apology? Skyline Chili? E! and Cardi B?Rate
- 1.15Atrocious Writing in Esquire? Dude Looks Like a Lady and Sounds Like Yanni or Laurel? Honoring Male Joker but Ignoring Female Joker?Rate
- 1.16Sharon Osbourne, Sheryl Underwood, Arch Oboler, Claude Rains, Tommy Cook; Nude Arsonist Burns Potato Chip Rack at Anaheim Subway RestaurantRate
- 1.17Is Subway Sandwich Shop Tuna Real Tuna?Rate
- 1.18Is Fantasy Horse at It Again?Rate
- 1.19Why Can't Biden Staffers Smoke Pot?Rate
- 1.20Wherever You Are, You're SeizedRate
- 1.21Don't Quit Your Day Job, Coca-ColaRate
- 1.22Ligers, and a Ghost Barbara Billingsley, and Australopithecuses, Oh My!Rate
- 1.23I Didn't Say Spider-Man Sucks Bad, I Said He Licks BadRate
- 1.24This Is Not About Harvey Weinstein's Bloodied GenitalsRate
- 1.25Styxhexenhammer666 Says the United States No Longer Has a Free Press?Rate
- 1.26The Pope, the Mule, and SatanRate
- 1.27Tin Ferris Wheel, Bal-Itchy Shriek-Fasten, Doormat Tie-a-BeeRate
- 1.28The Fatbergs/ASMR Henny YoungmanRate
- 1.29Crapping the CaseRate
- 1.30The Keyword Is ChefRate
- 1.31Which Is Better? Coffee or a Great Life Hack? They're About the Same, Right?Rate
- 1.32May Journalism Go the Way of Paper RoutesRate
- 1.33A Bad Penny Always Turns Up Because All Pennies Are BadRate
- 1.34This Crummy Is UnacceptableRate
- 1.352042; Cat Licks Skillet; Greenwald on Sicknick; Veritas and Slapsticking Charlie Chester; Tom Woods on Communism; Matt Taibbi on BonenbergerRate
- 1.36French-Canadian Pronunciations; Bathing Bikini Suits; Kirstie Alley as Gloria Steinem; Jane Fonda Kisses James FranciscusRate
- 1.37How to Make Jim Carrey CryRate
- 1.38Fill My Hat with Coffee and Nude Country Singers!Rate
- 1.39Youth! Are You Trapped in Grandpa's Double-Breasted Suit? Can You Reach Your Cell Phone to Call for Help?Rate
- 1.40Spockian Werewolves Playing Golfball (One of the Better Sportsball Games!) at Space CampRate
- 1.41Duh, Here's a Riddle. What Has Only One Horn, Is White and Gives Milk?Rate
- 1.42Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)Rate
- 1.43Stop Looking Like Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo DiCaprio!Rate
- 1.44Republicans vs. Liz Cheney, Greenwald vs. AOC, 19th Century Fictional Preacher vs. Nude SculptureRate
- 1.45Baseballers and a Talk Show Host Asymptomatically Cough, Greenwald Knocks Down Liz Cheney's 'If' and Taibbi Nixes Apologizing to the WokeRate
- 1.46The Grime of the CenturyRate
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