Little Britain

Vicky Pollard faces disciplinary action from her teacher, while Emily Howard encounters a potential admirer during a visit to a pub.

Daffyd is surprised to learn that his copy of *Gay Times* has been purchased by another person, prompting him to reflect on its significance.

Lou and Andy take a trip to the seaside, while a new participant joins the Fat Fighters group.

Dafydd refuses to acknowledge a significant change during a visit to the hairdresser, while Vicky faces a legal proceeding.

Andy expresses a desire for a pet snake, while Kenny Craig, a dubious hypnotist, offers for sale a collection of controversial videos.

Dennis receives positive news, and Marjorie unexpectedly encounters Paul during a shopping trip.

Vicky Pollard claims to her social worker that she has traded her baby for a Westlife CD, leading to a series of comedic and chaotic consequences.

Sebastian assists with preparations for a high-profile visit by the Italian Prime Minister, while Vicky Pollard returns to an educational setting.

Vicky Pollard is caught sneaking candy into her pants at a supermarket, Dafydd struggles with his mother's unexpected reaction after coming out to her, and Emily introduces a new, unconventional companion. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes gives a humorous directive to one of her weight-loss group members, Bubbles proposes an unusual way to settle her spa debts, and Maggie and Judy are disturbed to learn the village fete jam was made by a lesbian.

Emily and Florence try on elegant wedding dresses at a bridal shop, while Harvey insists on seeing "Bitty" at a restaurant and Bubbles De Vere narrowly escapes capture, only to injure herself. Andy bids farewell to Lou's new girlfriend, Sebastian faces a formidable challenge in Marvin, a political aide to the U.S. President, and Dafydd plans to start a gay stall at the village fete. Vicky Pollard roller-skates in a pink string bikini, and Judy and Maggie grow tired of Blake's 7 star Paul Darrow.

Vicky causes a disturbance on a bus, while Lou takes Andy to an ice-rink. Emily and Florence meet some lively boys playing football during a walk in the park, and Dafydd auditions for a local production of *Hamlet*. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes unexpectedly treats Meera kindly at a Fat Fighters meeting, denying any connection to Meera's recent lottery win.

Emily and Florence attend a ballet performance, while Dr. Lawrence takes Anne to the theater. Marjorie Dawes hosts a Christmas dinner for her Fat Fighters group with a distinctly miserly twist. Meanwhile, Sebastian reacts with surprise to news of the Prime Minister's wife's pregnancy, Lou offers to accompany Andy to church for a reading—despite his desire to dress as Baby Jesus—and the vicar is taken aback by the parishioners' response to his mince pies.

Vicky Pollard attempts to scam her way into a spot with the Blazin' Squad, while Daffyd reacts with shock to Myfanwy's marriage to her girlfriend, Rhiannon. Meanwhile, Lou and Andy go bowling, Emily and Florence try tennis, Kenny Craig starts dating, and Harvey grows hungry during a meeting with his fiancée and their wedding caterer. John Culshaw guest stars as Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Lou and Andy visit the coast, while Dafydd returns to the village after a rugby game. Vicky Pollard introduces her new black boyfriend, and a visiting Harlem preacher surprises a small English church congregation with his message. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes causes trouble at a Fat Fighters' engagement party, and an infatuated aide acts inappropriately at the Prime Minister's election celebration.

Bubbles De Vere is surprised when she encounters her ex-husband Roman and his new wife, former Olympic gymnast Desiree, at the Hill Grange Health Spa. Meanwhile, Dudley receives his newly purchased bride, Ting Tong Macadangdang, as arranged through his Thai Brides For You catalog. In a separate incident, Mrs. Emery causes a mess in the frozen foods aisle of a local supermarket due to an accident.

Andy participates in a televised phone-in contest, hoping to win a prize. Meanwhile, Mrs. Emery runs an errand to the post office.

Roman visits a health spa with Bubbles, where his facial takes an unexpected turn when she takes over the treatment. Meanwhile, at the McShane estate, Ting Tong's continued revelations unsettle Dudley, though her charm and a shared interest in women in green Lycra convince him to let her stay for one more night.

A new resident, Ting Tong's mother, moves into the Mike McShane estate, causing Dudley to feel uneasy, especially as she plans to stay indefinitely. Meanwhile, Sid Pegg organizes an urgent Neighborhood Watch meeting due to a caravan appearing in Larchwood Close, and Bubbles discovers why Roman left her for Desiree at the Hill Grange Health Spa.

Sir Norman Fry faces repercussions after a mishap involving a glace cherry. Meanwhile, Carol Beer navigates Sun Seekers' insurance policies, Vicky Pollard struggles with her new job as a babysitter, and Sid Pegg becomes agitated over a defaced street sign. Mr. Mann tries on a David Baddiel costume at his fancy dress shop.

Dafydd faces a choice between staying in his small village or moving to London to be with others like him, while Florence considers retiring from her dramatic performances. Carol's computer struggles with a difficult customer request, and various other characters deal with personal challenges, from health issues to student uprisings.