Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

On the first day of school, Ned and Cookie observe that Moze has opted to take Cooking class instead of Art, as she attempts to distance herself from them for a change.

Cookie tries to use the girls' bathroom but gets stuck, while Moze writes Ned's name on a stall. Later, an unknown person adds kissy lips to the decoration.

Ned confronts Mr. Sweeney and discovers that earning an A requires actually completing the work. Moze partners with a new student teacher in an effort to regain control of her chaotic math class. Cookie faces the challenge of managing his growing feelings for the attractive Ms. Enstile.

Ned and Cookie attempt to improve their social standing in hopes of earning a spot at the popular table. At the same time, Moze unexpectedly performs well in Science class after being moved to the front, which leads the teacher to rearrange the classroom and seat her in the back. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus seat cushion.

Ned begins to develop a crush on Suzie, while Cookie works on a computer program designed to find the "perfect match." At the same time, Moze becomes convinced that Coconut Head is following her, hoping he might ask her to the school dance.

When a flu outbreak hits Polk Middle School, Ned finds it difficult to stay healthy, especially with the added pressure of Matt Hoffman's upcoming visit. Cookie, determined to maintain his perfect attendance record, receives support from Lisa. Meanwhile, Moze tries to avoid delivering her Social Studies speech by pretending to be sick, only to find that the act is easier than she anticipated.

Rumors begin to circulate among the group, leading to tension and confusion, including one that suggests Ned and Moze are in a romantic relationship. Cookie and Gordy confront Mr. Sweeney to investigate the validity of a rumored "atomic flush," while Ned works on a strategy to manage the growing uncertainty.

Ned is hesitant to run for class president, convinced that the election is determined by popularity. His friends Moze and Cookie, however, urge him to participate. To avoid being in the race, Ned attempts to undermine the election by playing pranks and causing disruptions. The result ultimately depends on the vote of an undecided student named Coconut Head. Determined to influence the outcome, the group sets out to discover how Coconut Head will cast their ballot.

Ned and Moze are expelled from the computer lab and must find a way to regain access, while Cookie, influenced by Lisa Zemo, begins to explore life without constant technology.

Bitsy asks Ned to deliver a note, but Sweeney catches him and makes him write an essay along with the rest of the class, leading Ned to seek revenge. At the same time, Cookie enjoys forging notes, though his behavior could reveal the group's secret hideout.

During Science class, Ned becomes distracted by daydreams as Mr. Sweeney presents a riddle challenge to the students before allowing them to go to lunch. With the help of his Fairly Odd Parents, as well as Super Agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie, Ned works to solve the puzzle.

Ned is confronted with a moral dilemma as he considers whether to cheat on a test. At the same time, Moze attempts to prevent Bitsy from repeatedly copying her homework by trying to get her caught. In a separate situation, Cookie is accused of cheating after adopting a new study method, and in response, he takes a test without any assistance in an effort to prove his integrity to the teacher.

Ned makes several attempts to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party, but his efforts are repeatedly interrupted by emergency drills. Once he finally manages to ask her and receives a positive response, Ned learns he cannot attend because he, along with Cookie and Moze, is locked inside Gordy's supply locker.

Ned works to complete his "new semester list" by pursuing his first kiss with Suzie Crabgrass and asks Moze to help end Suzie's relationship with Loomer. At the same time, Cookie undergoes a style change, adopting a cooler look and beginning to act as a bully. The group also explores different electives in an effort to be placed in the same class and earn an easy "A."

Ned assumes the role of the school mascot, Wolfie, in an effort to avoid attending class, while Moze struggles to deliver an energetic speech. Cookie attempts to energize the event with an original halftime stunt. Through their experiences, they come to realize that the true significance of a pep rally is in uniting people through collective school spirit.

Ned and Cookie work together on an ambitious video project, only to find that creating the "ultimate" video proves more difficult than anticipated. At the same time, Moze is working on a documentary about Mr. Wright, who is acting unusually cool and unlike himself.

Ned and Gordy try to steal Sweeney's prized "Golden Notebook," while Moze finds a notebook filled with scandalous school gossip, and Cookie develops a new kind of notebook that uses video technology.

A series of vandalism incidents at the school leads to the arrival of the strict Vice Principal Crubbs, who grows suspicious of Ned, Moze, and Cookie. Determined to prove their innocence, the three friends begin their own investigation, using methods inspired by a crime scene unit.

Moze becomes distressed about her height and wishes to become shorter after accidentally damaging someone's project. Ned aims to build strength in preparation for an upcoming weightlifting competition, with the support of Coach and Loomer. Meanwhile, Cookie grows increasingly protective, fearing potential harm from Loomer.

Ned volunteers to show a fifth grader around the school, while Moze develops a crush on a student from the upperclass.

Ned is dared by his classmates to ask Missy out, while Moze is challenged to wear a dress and encounters three girls she believes are robots. Meanwhile, Cookie competes against Loomer in a contest to determine who is the "King of Dares."

Ned reconnects with Mr. Weiner, a beloved elementary school substitute, to help him adjust to teaching at the middle school level. Meanwhile, Cookie disguises herself as a substitute teacher, and Moze starts acting out in class to impress a new science substitute.

Ned, Moze, and Cookie collaborate on updating and improving the school website, each bringing their individual skills to the project.

Ned tries to earn a cool nickname by performing dangerous stunts, which leads to an injury. Meanwhile, Moze attempts to move away from her nickname and be called Jennifer instead. Cookie constructs a nicknaming machine, which is later stolen by Loomer and used for bullying. This prompts Cookie to try to fix his mistake, while Ned faces the challenge of getting used to calling Moze by her real name.

Ned enlists others to investigate whether Suzie would be interested in going on a date with him.

Ned, Cookie, and Gordy plot an April Fools' prank on Vice Principal Crubbs, a faculty member known for his own penchant for practical jokes. At the same time, Moze tries to break up with Seth, but he wrongly takes her serious demeanor as a joke in line with the holiday's spirit.

At a school car wash fundraiser, the boys and girls compete separately, with the boys hoping to win a hot tub and the girls prioritizing responsible use of the funds. The girls collaborate to reach their objective, while the boys, especially Loomer, become sidetracked by other matters.

Suzie wins the title of Spirit Week Queen, continuing a family tradition, while Ned competes with Martin Qwerly for the title of King. At the same time, Cookie and Moze work to keep the spirit stick from touching the ground, as doing so would bring bad luck to the school.

Ned tries to win the "Best Smile" award in the hopes of being pictured next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook. At the same time, Cookie hacks into the yearbook system and makes a number of changes.

Ned and Cookie find the routine of learning to play an instrument in Music Instruction class tedious, while Moze grows increasingly frustrated as a piece of classical music from her Music Appreciation class becomes stuck in her mind and refuses to stop playing.

Ned is under pressure to perform well on his final exams in order to avoid having to repeat his grade. At the same time, Moze becomes highly stressed after receiving her first failing grade, prompting her to make drastic changes in order to focus more on her studies. Meanwhile, Cookie deliberately underperforms in an effort to avoid advancing to high school.

Ned enlists Moze's help to obtain a ribbon at the science fair, while Cookie attempts to win over Vanessa and her grandmother.

In "Double Dating," Ned and Suzie go to the school's final dance as a double date with Moze and Jock Bitterman, while Cookie deals with the complications of having accepted invitations from both Lisa and Vanessa. In "The Last Day," Ned and Moze have difficulty telling Suzie about a recent kiss, and Gordy deploys a chaotic battle bot in an effort to catch the weasel before summer.

Ned finds himself unintentionally taking on the role of class bully, while Moze struggles with the challenges posed by their new, less-than-approachable English teacher. Meanwhile, Cookie attempts to reconnect with the transformed Lisa Zemo, who no longer wears braces and seems to have outgrown her former self.

Ned avoids his reading assignments as much as possible, while Moze starts an exclusive book club for girls, which Cookie is eager to join. With Principal Pal nearing retirement, Ned, Moze, and Cookie must find a replacement before Vice Principal Crubbs assumes control.

A new popularity list stirs up turmoil at school as Ned attempts to move up the rankings in order to ask Suzie out, with Missy's assistance. Meanwhile, Moze wrestles with the surprise of finding himself in the top 10, and Cookie sets out to identify the person behind the list, hoping to boost his own position.

Ned, Moze, and Cookie try to catch the bus before it departs, but Ned's usual routine is thrown off when Suzie moves into his locker. At the same time, Moze and the other girls deal with a shortage of bathroom stalls, and Cookie attempts to avoid Evelyn Kwong after an unintended kiss.

At Polk Middle School, students host a Halloween party that descends into chaos when Principal Pal enters the haunted hall and is believed to have died.

Ned creates an abstract artwork that others interpret as depicting a naked woman, which sparks controversy and draws public attention. At the same time, Moze experiments with photography, capturing intimate moments of other people. Cookie, meanwhile, convinces a group of sixth graders to make him key-shaped bowls.

Ned forms a project partnership with Moze, but their relationship strains as he spends increasing time working with Suzie, causing Moze to feel left out. Meanwhile, Cookie is paired with Evelyn Kwong for a social studies assignment.

Ned tries to get to school early in order to throw away a love note he wrote for Suzie, but his plans are disrupted when the bus driver's emotional distress following a recent breakup causes delays. At the same time, Moze makes an effort to sit next to his friend Faymen on the bus, while Cookie struggles to reach school after missing the bus.

Ned pursues revenge against Loomer, earning the nickname "The Revenger" from Martin, which prompts other children to ask him to take revenge on their behalf. Stacey, in particular, wants him to retaliate against Moze and the Wolf volleyball team.

Ned and Cookie look into the missing books from their library, while Moze tries to get a necessary book for a report by befriending a classmate.

In "Hallway," Ned becomes the hall monitor but chooses to be lenient with rule-breakers, resulting in disorder. Meanwhile, Moze tries to bond with Faymen, and Cookie humorously takes on the role of a traffic reporter. In "Friends Moving," Ned becomes anxious and carries a pillow for comfort. Moze attempts to stop Faymen from leaving, and when Cookie announces he is going to Hawaii, his friends mistakenly believe he is moving away. This confusion is worsened by Suzie's actual departure, which upsets Ned.

Suzie and Ned exchange short phone calls throughout the school day, while Moze has difficulty using a new phone she doesn't know how to operate. Cookie wears a jacket adorned with 33 cellphones in an attempt to win a radio contest. At the same time, in woodshop, Ned and Cookie accidentally cause an explosion in the art room and are forced to switch classes. In the new class, Ned misunderstands Moze's conversations as being about her feelings for him, while Cookie avoids a dangerous power tool known as "Christine."

A group of friends faces unexpected challenges as their lives take unforeseen turns, resulting in personal growth and the formation of new relationships.

Ned attempts to bring order to his disorganized locker and thoughts with the assistance of Mr. Sweeney, while Moze and Cookie work to get their favorite snack back in the vending machine after it is replaced with Powdered Mini Donuts. At the same time, Ned faces academic pressure to raise his grades and avoid his mother's disappointment, requiring him to complete four extra credit assignments in a short period. Moze undertakes a significant volcano project in hopes of improving her own grade, while Cookie uses a credit card intended for emergencies in an improper way.

Ned and Cookie get into trouble after eating the chocolates they were supposed to sell for a school fundraiser, prompting them to seek alternative methods to raise the money. At the same time, Moze faces difficulty in selling her remaining chocolate bar.

Ned tries to establish a friendship with Faymen, Moze looks for a companion to go shopping with, and Cookie develops a new connection with the Weasel.

The trio must raise funds for a music festival, each pursuing a different method: Ned borrows money from Missy and agrees to work it off, Moze earns her share through hard work, and Cookie attempts to secure funds through entertainment.

In this episode of *Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide*, Ned offers his classmates guidance on managing the distractions of spring fever, while also helping with the school newspaper. The episode maintains the show's signature blend of humor and practical advice.

Ned is troubled by a persistent and embarrassing itch, while Moze tries to clean a resuscitation dummy, eventually discarding it by throwing it out a window and later burying it. Cookie, going through mood swings, wrongly believes Faymen is responsible for the dummy's disappearance.

Ned enlists the help of the school's geeks to prepare for three tests scheduled on the same day, unintentionally becoming one of them himself. At the same time, Moze takes a test to assess her compatibility with either Ned or Faymen, in which Faymen earns a perfect score while Ned receives a zero. In a separate development, Cookie administers a test to Evelyn Kwong to illustrate their incompatibility, ultimately influencing Evelyn to select Seth as her romantic interest.

Ned, Moze, and Cookie sneak into a museum during a field trip by forging a permission slip and evading Vice-Principal Crubbs. While Ned spends time with Suzie and Moze pursues the Wild Boy, Cookie adopts a superhero persona to impress Lisa. As chases and a museum heist unfold, Ned chooses Moze over Suzie, Cookie wins a date with Lisa, and Gordy and the staff cause havoc trying to catch a weasel, only to spare it when they find its babies.

The episode includes a combination of upcoming events and previews, providing brief looks at what will happen in future episodes.