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Son of the Beach(2000)
2000 · TV SERIES
Son of the Beach
A bumbling, self-obsessed lifeguard with a potbelly and a ego tries to keep his beachside paradise—and his sanity—intact while dealing with a cast of absurd characters and nonstop sexual innuendo.
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14 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Neil Patrick
as 1 episode
Amy Weber
as Porcelain Bidet
Jaime Bergman
as B.J. Cummings
Roland Kickinger
as Chip Rommel
Leila Arcieri
as Jamaica St. Croix
Kimberly Oja
as Kimberlee Clark
Timothy Stack
as Notch Johnson
Michael Berensen
as Lt. Steve Andrews
Lisa Banes
as Mayor Anita Massengil
Lou Rosenthal
as Spank the Monkey
Robert Stephen Ryan
as Professor Milosevic
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