The News Tank
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Seasons & Episodes
- 1.01PilotRate
- 1.02Year in ReviewRate
- 1.03DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!Rate
- 1.04Stray DogsRate
- 1.05Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!Rate
- 1.06Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's IntuitionRate
- 1.07Is it a Bot or not?Rate
- 1.08Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!Rate
- 1.09Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!Rate
- 1.10Surprise News!Rate
- 1.11Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!Rate
- 1.12Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!Rate
- 1.13The Rant!Rate
- 1.14Bloopers!Rate
- 1.15Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!Rate
- 1.16Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing HealthRate
- 1.17The Rant #2!Rate
- 1.18Happy Memorial Day!Rate
- 1.19Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!Rate
- 1.20Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!Rate
- 1.21Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!Rate
- 1.22Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & RelicsRate
- 1.23Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!Rate
- 1.244th of July Fun Facts!Rate
- 1.25Time for a RANT!Rate
- 1.26A Snake for Every Finger!Rate
- 1.27Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady BunchRate
- 1.28Jim Bean & Cows are Good!Rate
- 1.29Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!Rate
- 1.30Peeing in the Streets of Paris & DehydrationRate
- 1.31I Am Kevin!Rate
- 1.32Can I Borrow Your Shed?Rate
- 1.33Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!Rate
- 1.34Finale!Rate
- 2.01Tudder, Liquor, and Potato GrenadesRate
- 2.02Cocaine Lunchables, Weird Moms, and Butthole NewsRate
- 2.03Sea Lion Scat, Big Foot Hunt, and Brain News!Rate
- 2.04Chickens, Scrotums & the Middle FingerRate
- 2.05Babies, Smurfs & SnorklersRate
- 2.06Potato Skins, Music for Cheese & Axe Body Spray for Your BreathRate
- 2.07Fingers & Testicles!Rate
- 2.08K9 Cops, Denim Survival & Cubicle FartsRate
- 2.09Pigs on your Lap, Human Composting & Proof of the Perfect ButtRate
- 2.10Charlie's Porn TroublesRate
- 2.11Virgin Atlantic Dress Code, Potato Airbnb, and Tracking the LadiesRate
- 2.12We Get on a Weed Bus!Rate
- 2.13Florida Man!Rate
- 2.14Pay it Forward, Porn Train, & Taco BellRate
- 2.15Stupid Burglars, Belfies & Sober CuriosityRate
- 2.16Norwegian Time, Stuck on a Plane & Don't Put "THIS" in Your Vagina!Rate
- 2.17Butthole Tickling Bandit!Rate
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Cast & Crew
10 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Lisa Schurga
as Leena Sherna
Michael Churven
as Mitchell Curvey
Laird Macintosh
as Lane Marinosh
Crista Flanagan
as Kirsten Flannery
Jourdan Henderson
as Jaydeen Hordenson
Gary Anthony Williams
as Jerry Anderson Willow
Patty Guggenheim
as Pammy Gooblebind
Mayim Bialik
as Meeya Beeyonick
Emily Pendergast
as Epony Peppersass
Josh Duvendeck
as Jox Doolapecks
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