A Haunted House
When newlyweds Malcolm and Kisha discover a demon haunting their dream home, Malcolm must juggle his desperate need for intimacy with an escalating battle against possession—enlisting a priest, a psychic, and a bumbling ghost‑busting crew before the house drives them both mad.
“This $*%! ain't paranormal.”
Synopsis
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, only to discover that a demon also lives there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm, determined to maintain his sex life, seeks help from a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters in this parody of recent "found-footage/documentary style" films.
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Principal cast & crew: 26
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Edited by Suzanne HinesShot by Steve GainerDesigned by Fred Andrews
Box Office
2013 · Box office
💰 Box-office hit — grossed 24× its budget
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Worldwide gross
$60.1M
US & Canada: $40.0M — 67% of worldwide · International: $20.1M (33%)
Opening weekend: $18.1M — 45% of its US run. Front-loaded — most of its money arrived opening weekend.
Opening week (7-day): $21.6M — 54% of its US & Canada run.
Peak 2,160 theaters
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- Ghost Moviede
- Ghost Bastardsfr
- Ghost Movieit
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Cast & Crew
26 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Marlon Wayans
as Malcolm
Essence Atkins
as Kisha
Marlene Forte
as Rosa
Nick Swardson
as Chip the Psychic
David Koechner
as Dan the Security Man
Cedric The Entertainer
as Father Williams
Dave Sheridan
as Bob
Alanna Ubach
as Jenny
Andy Daly
as Steve
Liana Mendoza
as Carmita
J B Smoove
as Kisha's Stepdad
Jamie Noel
as Juanita
Supporting cast
7Directors
1Writers
2Producers
2Other crew
5Parents Guide
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