Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 Women
“WHACK! She went for the gold! SLICE! She went for the jewels!”
Synopsis
Spoof-meister, Julie Brown does a musical send-up of Tonya Harding and Lorena Bobbit
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A crew of 78+ credited
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Edited by Debra ChiateShot by Rex NicholsonScored by Christopher Tyng
Also known as
- Attack of the 5'2'' Womende
- Attack of the 5' 2'' Womenen
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Cast & Crew
78 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Julie Brown
as Tonya Hardly
Newell Alexander
as Voice
Lisa Arch
as Dotty
Celia J Arden
as Housewife
Priscilla Barnes
as Crystal
Patricia Belcher
as Female Judge
James Blevins
as Parrot Puppeteer
Ron Boltz
as Newscaster
Carlease Burke
as E.R. Nurse
Jennifer Butt
as Oksana Bayou
Stella Stevens
as Lawanda
Khrystyne Haje
as Nancy Cardigan
Supporting cast
59John Hoffman
as Jeff Googooly
Eric Edwards
as Sean Heckardt
Peter Deluise
as Stan Stant
Bridget Sienna
as Maria
Sam Mcmurray
as Dick Langley
Margaret Cho
as Connie Tong
Adam Storke
as Juan Wayne Babbitt
Stanley Desantis
as Dr. Kelloc
Lauren Tewes
as Hostess
Dick Miller
as Officer Murphy
Rick Overton
as Officer Brown
Anne Desalvo
as Cycle Slut
Tom Kenny
as Director
Liz Torres
as Lenora's Mother
Vicki Lawrence
as Herself
Ed Gale
as Sponsor
Brianna Weissman
as Little Tonya
Laura Smith
as Little Brunette
James Kiriyama Lem
as Asian Fan
Mary Michelle Smith
as Skater #1
Julie Lunney
as Nancy's Double
Doug Motel
as Cameraman
Charles Gunning
as Mr. Electricity
Jazzmun Nichcala Crayton
as Drag Queen
Ryan Holihan
as Fast Food Worker
Sydney Lassick
as Weirdo
Karl Wiedergott
as Dirk Smith
Julie Shott
as Tonya's Double
Lilyan Chauvin
as Coach
Stacey Travis
as Christy
Barry Kivel
as Doctor
Susan Watson
as Nancy's Mother
Nick Toth
as Nancy's Father
Lance Gordon
as Lawanda's Man
Charlie Coffey
as Tonya's Lawyer
Tony Steedman
as Male Judge
Amy O Neill
as German Skater
Melora Harte
as Tonya's Coach
Janice Kent
as Nancy's Coach
Michael Laskin
as Plastic Surgeon
Jean Yun
as Asian Girl
Geoff Witcher
as Sportscaster #1
George C Simms
as Sportscaster #2
Jodi Carlisle
as Debbie Dallas
Jim Doughan
as Waiter
Paul Michael Thorpe
as Lambada Dancer
Stephanie Hudson
as Cookie
Kathleen Mcclellan
as Connie
Cathy Ladman
as Virgin Mary
Judy Kain
as Female Doctor
Mike Randleman
as Propman
Jil Callahan
as Second Assistant Director
Brad Sherwood
as Mime
Cristy Dawson
as Nurse
Robert Clotworthy
as (voice)
Sally Clotworthy
as (voice)
Jackie Gonneau
as (voice)
Tawny Moyer
as (voice)
Ken Rathjen
as (voice)
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