Barney Thomson
Synopsis
Barney Thomson is an awkward and diffident Glasgow barber who lives a life of desperate mediocrity. His unremarkable existence is about to change dramatically in five seconds as he is thrust into the grotesque and comically absurd world of a serial killer.
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Edited by Mike BanasShot by Fabian WagnerDesigned by Ross Dempster
Also known as
- Die Legende von Barney Thomsonde
- Barney Thomsonen
- La leyenda de Barney Thomsones
- La Légende de Barney Thomsonfr
- La bottega degli erroriit
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Cast & Crew
21 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Robert Carlyle
as Barney Thomson
Emma Thompson
as Cemolina
Ray Winstone
as Detective Inspector Holdall
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as Cemolina
Tom Courtenay
as Chief Superintendent McManaman
Ashley Jensen
as Detective Inspector June Robertson
Brian Pettifer
as Charlie Taylor
Kevin Guthrie
as Detective Inspector Callum MacPherson
James Cosmo
as James Henderson
Stephen Mccole
as Wullie Henderson
Martin Compston
as Chris Porter
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