
Car 54, Where Are You?
“An arresting comedy.”
Synopsis
Officer Gunther Toody, a brash New York City policeman, is partnered with the by‑the‑book Officer Francis Muldoon to protect an important mafia witness before the witness testifies against organized crime in Brooklyn. While on this assignment they contend with personal issues, overbearing spouses, common criminals, arms dealers and their supervising Captain Anderson.
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Principal cast & crew: 25
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Craft leads on file
Edited by Alan BalsamShot by Rodney ChartersScored by Geoffrey Leigh TozerDesigned by Catherine Hardwicke
Box Office
1994 · Box office
📉 Underperformed — grossed 0.1× its budget
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Worldwide gross
$1.2M
Opening weekend: $791K — 64% of its US run. Front-loaded — most of its money arrived opening weekend.
Opening week (7-day): $971K — 78% of its US & Canada run.
Peak 608 theaters
Also known as
- Wagen 54, bitte melden!de
- Coche 54 ¿dónde estás?es
- Police... secours !fr
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Cast & Crew
25 unique people credited
Top billed cast
David Johansen
as Officer Gunther Toody
John C Mcginley
as Officer Francis Muldoon
Fran Drescher
as Velma Velour
Nipsey Russell
as Police Capt. Dave Anderson
Rosie O Donnell
as Lucille Toody
Daniel Baldwin
as Don Motti
Jeremy Piven
as Herbert Hortz
Bobby Collins
as Carlo
Louis Di Bianco
as Nicco
Al Lewis
as Leo Schnauzer
Directors
1Writers
4Producers
1Other crew
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