Guns on the Clackamas: A Documentary
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Nigel Nado, the notable documentary filmmaker, is trying to make a movie about some people trying to make a movie. But everything is going wrong. The subject of his documentary, the western 'Guns on the Clackamas' is plagued with problems. The lead actress has a severe stutter. And since she also happens to be the Executive Producer's mistress, there's not much that can be done to remedy the situation. Unsuccessful in turning the movie into a yodeling extravaganza, they decide to fire the actress. This results in having her irate beau pull the plug on the film's financing. The beginning of the end is marked by cast members dropping like flies due to any number of reasons. Bad macaroni salad. Bad chili. Bad caterer. A camera dolly runs over a crew member, severing some key limb or another. Then since no cast member has survived, and the film's producers can't hire replacements, the 'Guns on Clackamas' makers must resort to solutions at once startling and hilarious.
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13 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Keith Scales
as Nigel Nado
Micheal Thomas Parks
as James X
Danny Bruno
as Sol Kaplan
William C Tate
as Horst Heinkel
Louanne Moldovan
as Angela Wadsworth
John Bader
as Carl 'Safety First' Huggins
Will Weigler
as Edwin 'Specs' Morehouse
Ed Townley
as Holton Jeffers
James W Grimes
as Lucas Lonzo - Sonny
Britton Chapman
as Selena Randall - Helen #2
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