Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special
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After Santa tells Michael Bolton that he needs 75,000 new babies by Christmas to meet toy supply, he hosts a sexy telethon to get the world to start making love.
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39 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Michael Bolton
as Self
Adam Scott
as Adam Scott
Sarah Shahi
as Carmela
Matthew Kimbrough
as Ebenezer Scrooge
Sarah Silverman
as Misty
Jorma Taccone
as Punk rocker
Maya Rudolph
as Maya Rudolph
Fred Armisen
as Peter Salanz
Randall Park
as Blair
Chris Parnell
as Dr. Vince Harbert
Casey Wilson
as Casey Wilson
Eric Andre
as Baby Archer
Supporting cast
27Akiva Schaffer
as Alan
Brooke Shields
as Brooke Shields
Bob Saget
as Self
Janeane Garofalo
as Janeane Garofalo
Sinbad
as Self
Louie Anderson
as Self
Andy Samberg
as Kenny G
Kenny G
as Janitor
Colton Dunn
as Chocolatier Customer
Michael Sheen
as Carl Flossy
Baron Vaughn
as Ben
Maya Erskine
as Susan
Mary Holland
as Dianne
Will Forte
as Michael Fulton
Scott Aukerman
as Security Guard #1
Nicole Byer
as Security Guard #2
Tim Robinson
as Chef Roy
Luka Jones
as Wally
Andy Richter
as Self
Mircea Monroe
as Virtual Woman
Sal Stowers
as Virtual Pharmacist
Jefferson Dutton
as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Mike Mitchell
as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Chris Vanartsdalen
as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
David Ferguson
as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Mike Hanford
as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Tim Kalpakis
as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
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