The Hottie & the Nottie
A lovelorn man heads to Los Angeles to win his childhood crush’s heart, only to discover her loyal best friend is the unexpected woman who might actually be his perfect match.
“Love never needed to be so blind.”
Synopsis
Nate travels to Los Angeles to find Cristabel, the woman he has loved since childhood, only to learn that winning her heart is complicated by the presence of June, Cristabel's constant but unassuming best friend. As Nate navigates this challenge, he begins to develop feelings for June, whose genuine beauty gradually becomes more apparent.
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Edited by Jeff MalmbergShot by Alex VendlerScored by David E RussoDesigned by John Larena
Also known as
- The Hottie & the Nottie - Liebe auf den zweiten Blickde
- The Hottie & the Nottieen
- Sexy à tout prix !fr
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23 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Paris Hilton
as Cristabel Abbott
Joel David Moore
as Nate Cooper
Christine Lakin
as June Phigg
Johann Urb
as Johann Wulrich
Adam Kulbersh
as Cole Slawsen
Greg Romero Wilson
as Arno Blount
Marianne Muellerleile
as Mrs. Blount
Kathryn Fiore
as Jane
Scott Prendergast
as Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
Morgan Rusler
as Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
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