The Muppet Show

Fozzie Bear attempts a new comedy routine in which he makes up jokes on the spot based on any topic suggested by the audience, but the unpredictable results cause chaos. When Statler and Waldorf challenge him by shouting "Amoeba!", Fozzie is forced to deliver a joke on the spot, leading to a comedic and awkward moment.

Fozzie Bear gets caught up in a recurring joke involving a backstage telephone. Rita showcases a parody of her tough persona, clashing with various Muppets, including Miss Piggy and a Full-Bodied Muppet, while Animal supports her with drum accompaniment during her performance of "Fever.

Fozzie Bear performs a well-known comedy routine called the "banana sketch," but Kermit is the only one unfamiliar with it. When he asks Sandy and Fozzie to explain, they are unable to do so because they are laughing too hard.

A young boy named Scooter seeks a go-fer job at Kermit's theater, insisting he can run any errand. Though Kermit initially hesitates, Scooter convinces him by revealing he has a personal connection to the theater through his uncle.

Scooter's uncle gifts a mechanical, wind-up TV host that is a near-exact replica of Kermit. The robot causes trouble by harassing Kermit and pursuing a flirtatious relationship with Miss Piggy.

Fozzie is convinced by Scooter to participate in a comedy bit involving a telephone pole. After practicing, Fozzie learns he must dress as a telephone and respond to Scooter's pun-based question, leading to a humorous wordplay moment.

The Muppet Theatre faces comedic chaos centered around pigs, both on and off stage. Miss Piggy's romantic advances toward Kermit are rebuffed, leading to a jealous outburst that escalates during a Talk Spot and a heated Panel Discussion with guest star Florence Henderson.

Kermit feels left out when his friends enthusiastically discuss actor Peter Ustinov. In a surprising twist, Ustinov reveals to Kermit that he envies him, as he has always wanted to be a frog.

Kermit removes Miss Piggy's song from the lineup, fearing she may not measure up after Lena Horne's performance. He tells her there are different levels of singers, leading her to believe he doesn't want her to upstage Horne.

Harvey feels self-conscious about being the show's "token person" and is humorously dressed as a large chicken for a segment.

Fozzie Bear delivers several packages to Kermit the Frog, interrupting his work with a string of failed jokes.

Fozzie becomes trapped inside a magician's trick cabinet, which is wheeled onstage for his performance; at the end, the cabinet is tipped over by two pig stagehands to allow him a dramatic bow. Before the show concludes, Crazy Harry, a recurring character known for his chaotic antics, explodes the cabinet to free Fozzie.

Gonzo attempts to join a television talent show but must enlist Scooter as his manager after failing to secure a spot. With Scooter's guidance, Gonzo experiments with unconventional performances, including a rock-based act and a female impersonation in a dress and blonde wig. Scooter eventually quits when Gonzo devours their management contract.

Hilda, an aging wardrobe assistant, attempts to appear younger by wearing a wig and makeup, drawing unexpected attention during a backstage moment that briefly puts her in the spotlight.

Miss Piggy tries to make Kermit jealous by having Scooter spread a false rumor that Avery is in love with her. When Kermit discovers the deception, Piggy takes her frustration out on everyone with a series of karate chops.

Kermit the Frog is initially doubtful when the cast and crew of the Muppet Show are frightened by rumors of "the Phantom of the Muppet Show," but the threat turns out to be real—Uncle Deadly, a former monster-actor who was harshly criticized and now seeks to shut down the theater forever. He vows to destroy the show unless the Muppets abandon the stage.

This episode features an unusual opening scene following the theme song, as well as a few scenes set in the guest star's dressing room rather than the usual Talk Spot. Boppity, who appeared in drag with another monster in the previous episode, this time performs normally while his partner wears drag, and in both cases, he ends up decapitated.

Miss Piggy reacts negatively when Gonzo declares his love for her, prompting Kermit to intervene by offering to take her to dinner and then pairing her with Gonzo. The situation escalates with a surprising physical confrontation involving karate chops.

Muppy, J. P. Grosse's dog, becomes increasingly demanding after being allowed to perform with Scooter, leading to his rise as a self-centered star. When he insists the show be renamed "The Muppy Show," Kermit intervenes, but Muppy refuses to perform, forcing Scooter to team up with Fozzie for the act.

Floyd Pepper, dissatisfied with the outdated theme song, announces that most of the orchestra pit will resign unless a new one is written. Kermit suggests their conductor Nigel create a replacement, but Floyd insists Nigel's original is to blame and offers his own avant-garde alternative, which is rejected. The episode ends with Rowlf performing the closing theme alone at the piano.

Fozzie Bear attempts to outwit Statler and Waldorf during his performance but is dismayed when he is replaced by guest host Bruce Forsyth. After delivering a few unexpected jokes that leave Statler and Waldorf stunned, Fozzie and Forsyth end up performing a duet together. A duck makes recurring appearances throughout the episode's sketches.

Fozzie's agent, Irving Bizarre, brokers a deal between Fozzie and Kermit regarding Fozzie's contract. Kermit offers Fozzie a significantly higher salary, though Fozzie had previously earned nothing. Irving then reminds Kermit that he is entitled to a ten percent commission from the new amount.

Fozzie becomes concerned when he overhears Hilda, Kermit, and Scooter discussing "that bear," mistakenly believing they are referring to him. His fears are later relieved when he discovers they are actually talking about Gonzo's unpopular teddy bear.

To celebrate guest star Vincent Price, the episode features an abundance of monsters, ghosts, bats, vampires, and other spooky elements. A comedic three-headed monster auditions for the show, with each head insisting on a different talent—singing, dancing, and joke-telling.