Two and a Half Men
2003 · TV series
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Seasons & Episodes
Season 124 episodes · premiered Sep 22, 2003
Season 224 episodes · premiered Sep 20, 2004
Season 324 episodes · premiered Sep 19, 2005
Season 424 episodes · premiered Sep 18, 2006
Season 519 episodes · premiered Sep 24, 2007
Season 624 episodes · premiered Sep 22, 2008
Season 722 episodes · premiered Sep 21, 2009
Season 816 episodes · premiered Sep 20, 2010
Season 924 episodes · premiered Sep 19, 2011
Season 1023 episodes · premiered Sep 27, 2012
Season 1122 episodes · premiered Sep 26, 2013
Season 1216 episodes · premiered Oct 30, 2014
- 12.01The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct 30, 2014Rate

Walden begins to reevaluate his life after experiencing a health scare on Halloween.
- 12.02A Chic Bar in IbizaNov 6, 2014Rate

Alan begins to question his commitment to marriage when he is presented with a prenuptial agreement.
- 12.03Glamping in a YurtNov 13, 2014Rate

Alan and Walden meet with a social worker to evaluate their suitability as adoptive parents, requiring them to convincingly portray a loving and stable couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns home after completing a 60-day stay in rehab.
- 12.04Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov 20, 2014Rate

A birth mother explores the possibility of having Walden and Alan adopt her child.
- 12.05Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov 27, 2014Rate

Walden takes in a six-year-old boy as a foster child, but begins to worry about his own well-being when their relationship does not develop as he had hoped.
- 12.06Alan Shot a Little GirlDec 4, 2014Rate

Alan begins to bend the rules at Walden after discovering that Louis views him as a role model, and he becomes determined to maintain this perception.
- 12.07Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec 11, 2014Rate

Alan and Walden meet three mothers at a children's gym, forming a friendship that takes an unexpected turn when Walden develops feelings for one of them. Alan later joins a group of the mothers for a night out.
- 12.08Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried TurkeyDec 18, 2014Rate

Alan and Walden try to persuade Louis of the reality of Santa Claus, leading to a mix of humor and heartfelt moments as they navigate his skepticism.
- 12.09Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan 8, 2015Rate

Walden struggles with forming intimate relationships while his foster son, Louis, lives with him. Meanwhile, Herb asks Alan for permission to go on a date with Lyndsey.
- 12.10Here I Come, Pants!Jan 15, 2015Rate

Alan tries to help Walden retain custody of Louis after a social worker questions the authenticity of their relationship.
- 12.11For Whom the Booty CallsJan 22, 2015Rate

Walden attends a support group for adoptive fathers, seeking a respite from his complicated relationship with Alan.
- 12.12A Beer-Battered Rip-OffJan 29, 2015Rate

Alan ends his relationship with their social worker and reunites with Lyndsey, raising Walden's concerns that the decision could jeopardize Louis's adoption process.
- 12.13Boompa Loved His HookersFeb 5, 2015Rate

Walden worries that ending his relationship with Ms. McMartin could affect his chances of adopting Louis, while Alan struggles with Lyndsey's request for him to move in with her.
- 12.14Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb 12, 2015Rate

Alan's choice of a selfish and impractical gift from Walden after signing their divorce papers threatens his relationship with Lyndsey.
- 12.15Of Course He's Dead (1)Feb 19, 2015Rate

The mysterious return of Charlie Harper raises questions about his true fate, leaving those around him to wonder if he has truly come back or if something more complicated is at play.
- 12.16Of Course He's Dead (2)Feb 19, 2015Rate
The gang is thrown into chaos when a man resembling Charlie unexpectedly appears, forcing them to question whether their missing friend is truly gone.
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3 winsPrimetime Emmy Award
- Won2012Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series — Jon Cryer
- Won2012Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series — Kathy Bates
- Won2009Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series — Jon Cryer
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