
Machete Kills
Ex‑federal enforcer Machete is recruited by the President to take down a rogue revolutionary and a billionaire arms dealer whose plot threatens to ignite global war, forcing him into an impossible, high‑stakes showdown.
“Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.”
Synopsis
Machete, a former Federale agent, is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission that would be impossible for any ordinary person. He is tasked with stopping a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer, who have devised a plan to incite war and anarchy across the globe.
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Edited by Rebecca RodriguezShot by Robert RodriguezDesigned by Caylah Eddleblute
Box Office
2013 · Box office
📉 Underperformed — grossed 0.9× its budget
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Worldwide gross
$17.5M
Opening week (7-day): $5.2M
Peak 2,538 theaters
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Cast & Crew
62 unique people credited
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Supporting cast
38Cuba Gooding Jr
as El Camaleón 2
Vanessa Hudgens
as Cereza
Marko Zaror
as Zaror
Tom Savini
as Osiris Amanpour
William Sadler
as Sheriff Doakes
Julio Oscar Mechoso
as Chepo
Callie Hernandez
as Space Babe
Billy Blair
as Billy Blair
Samuel Davis
as Clebourne
Jason Christopher
as Lieutenant Brass
David C Heard
as Doctor Villachez
Carlos Rodriguez
as Messenger
Juan Zuani
as Radio Announcer (voice)
Emmy Robbin
as Pris
Jimmy Gonzales
as Man in Bondage
Pablo Bracho
as Bartender Carlos
Ashley Wood
as Male Tourist
Patricia Vonne
as Female Tourist
Vincent Fuentes
as Cabrito Cook
Rick Delgado
as Police Captain
Daniel Arellano
as Elderly Attendant
Elle Lamont
as Dollface
Eduardo Renteria
as Doctor Goodbar
Pablo Esparza
as Grasa
Robert Tamayo
as Stuttering Tito
Felix Sabates
as Doc Felix
Edgar Arreola
as Estoban
Jorge A Jimenez
as Dying Cartel Guy
Alejandro Antonio
as Boss of Mendez
Sam Medina
as Cartel Leader
Crystal Martinez
as Wife of Mendez
Electra Avellan
as Nurse Mona
Elise Avellan
as Nurse Lisa
Marci Madison
as Nurse Fine
Corey Burton
as Trailer Voice Guy (voice)
Elon Musk
as Elon Musk
J J Perry
as Voz's Henchman (uncredited)
Alexander Rodnyansky
as Radio Guest (uncredited)
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