
Ted
When John is forced to send his magical, profanity-spewing talking teddy bear Ted into the real world, he must confront the chaos of adulthood without his lifelong best friend.
“Ted is coming.”
Synopsis
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
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A crew of 72+ credited
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Craft leads on file
Edited by Jeff FreemanShot by Michael BarrettScored by Walter MurphyDesigned by Stephen J Lineweaver
Box Office
2012 · Box office
💰 Box-office hit — grossed 11× its budget
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Worldwide gross
$549.4M
US & Canada: $218.8M — 40% of worldwide · International: $330.6M (60%)
Opening weekend: $54.4M — 25% of its US run.
Opening week (7-day): $87.6M — 40% of its US & Canada run.
Peak 3,239 theaters
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Also known as
- Tedde
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Cast & Crew
72 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Supporting cast
45Sam J Jones
as Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
as Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
as Young John
Ralph Garman
as John's Dad
Alex Borstein
as John's Mom
John Viener
as Alix
Laura Vandervoort
as Tanya
Robert Wu
as Asian Man "Ming"
Ginger Gonzaga
as Gina
Jessica Stroup
as Tracy
Melissa Ordway
as Michelle
Max Harris
as Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
as Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
T J Hourigan
as Kid #2
Owen Clarke
as Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
as Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
as Cherene
Chanty Sok
as Angelique
Sarah Fischer
as Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
as Waitress
Joe Siriani
as Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
as Guy at Table #2
Josh Duvendeck
as Guy #1
Chris Cox
as Guy #2
Henry Penzi
as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
as Girl at Party
Colton Shires
as Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
as Plymouth PR Worker
Heajee Kim
as Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
as Ellen
Shawn Thornton
as Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
as Stagehand
Danny Smith
as Waiter
Mike Nikitas
as Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
as Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
as Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
as Husband
Chris Everett
as Wife
Tara Strong
as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Ted Danson
as Ted Danson (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
as Jared (uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
as Club Patron (uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
as Concert Attendee (uncredited)
John Franchi
as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
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