
Two and a Half Men
A carefree jingle writer fights to preserve his bachelor lifestyle when his uptight brother and teenage nephew move into his beach house, turning his indulgent routine into a chaotic family showdown.
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A hedonistic jingle writer
Seasons & Episodes
Season 124 episodes · premiered Sep 22, 2003
Season 224 episodes · premiered Sep 20, 2004
Season 324 episodes · premiered Sep 19, 2005
Season 424 episodes · premiered Sep 18, 2006
Season 519 episodes · premiered Sep 24, 2007
Season 624 episodes · premiered Sep 22, 2008
Season 722 episodes · premiered Sep 21, 2009
Season 816 episodes · premiered Sep 20, 2010
Season 924 episodes · premiered Sep 19, 2011
Season 1023 episodes · premiered Sep 27, 2012
Season 1122 episodes · premiered Sep 26, 2013
Season 1216 episodes · premiered Oct 30, 2014
- 12.01The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct 30, 2014Rate

Walden begins to reevaluate his life after experiencing a health scare on Halloween.
- 12.02A Chic Bar in IbizaNov 6, 2014Rate

Alan begins to doubt his commitment to marriage after being presented with a prenuptial agreement.
- 12.03Glamping in a YurtNov 13, 2014Rate

Alan and Walden consult with a social worker to assess their suitability as adoptive parents, which involves demonstrating a loving and stable relationship. At the same time, Lyndsey returns home following a 60-day stay in rehabilitation.
- 12.04Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov 20, 2014Rate

A birth mother considers the possibility of having Walden and Alan adopt her child.
- 12.05Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov 27, 2014Rate

Walden takes in a six-year-old boy as a foster child, but begins to worry about his own well-being when their relationship does not develop as he had hoped.
- 12.06Alan Shot a Little GirlDec 4, 2014Rate

Alan begins to bend the rules at Walden after discovering that Louis sees him as a role model, and he becomes determined to maintain this image.
- 12.07Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec 11, 2014Rate

Alan and Walden meet three mothers at a children's gym, forming a friendship that takes an unexpected turn when Walden develops feelings for one of them. Alan later joins a group of the mothers for a night out.
- 12.08Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried TurkeyDec 18, 2014Rate

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis of the existence of Santa Claus, resulting in a blend of humor and emotional moments as they deal with his skepticism.
- 12.09Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan 8, 2015Rate

Walden has difficulty forming close relationships, while his foster son, Louis, resides with him. At the same time, Herb requests Alan's approval to go on a date with Lyndsey.
- 12.10Here I Come, Pants!Jan 15, 2015Rate

Alan tries to help Walden retain custody of Louis after a social worker questions the authenticity of their relationship.
- 12.11For Whom the Booty CallsJan 22, 2015Rate

Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers in an effort to cope with the challenges he faces in his relationship with Alan.
- 12.12A Beer-Battered Rip-OffJan 29, 2015Rate

Alan ends his relationship with their social worker and reunites with Lyndsey, which raises Walden's concerns that the decision could jeopardize Louis's adoption process.
- 12.13Boompa Loved His HookersFeb 5, 2015Rate

Walden is concerned that ending his relationship with Ms. McMartin might impact his chances of adopting Louis, while Alan faces difficulty in responding to Lyndsey's request for him to move in with her.
- 12.14Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb 12, 2015Rate

Alan's decision to give Lyndsey a selfish and impractical gift from Walden following the signing of their divorce papers puts their relationship at risk.
- 12.15Of Course He's Dead (1)Feb 19, 2015Rate

Charlie Harper's unexpected return sparks uncertainty about his actual fate, prompting those close to him to question whether he has genuinely returned or if a more complex situation is unfolding.
- 12.16Of Course He's Dead (2)Feb 19, 2015Rate
When a man resembling Charlie unexpectedly appears, the gang is thrown into chaos, forcing them to question whether their missing friend is truly gone.
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6Awards & Nominations
3 winsPrimetime Emmy Award
- Won2012Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series — Kathy Bates
- Won2012Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series — Jon Cryer
- Won2009Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series — Jon Cryer
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