Stop! That! Train!
“The greatest trainwreck in herstory.”
Synopsis
Best friends and train stewardesses Tess and DeeDee trade their dreary shifts on the Stank Rail for the glitzy Glamazonian Express. However, when a catastrophic Stormaganza threatens to crash the high-speed train into Celebration, Florida, the duo in coach must join forces with the snobby first-class attendants, a hot but dimwitted co-conductor, and fabulous US President Judy Gagwell to save the day.
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A crew of 53+ credited
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Edited by Joshua KirchmerShot by Luka BazeliScored by Jacques BrautbarDesigned by Alessandro Marvelli
Box Office
2026 · Box office
Grossed $4.0M worldwide
Worldwide gross
$4.0M
Opening weekend: $2.0M — 50% of its US run. Front-loaded — most of its money arrived opening weekend.
Opening week (7-day): $2.8M — 69% of its US & Canada run.
Peak 1,161 theaters
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Cast & Crew
53 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Supporting cast
30Jerry O Connell
as Bickering Husband
Angeria Paris Vanmicheals
as Amelia
Nicole Sullivan
as Bickering Wife
Brian Jordan Alvarez
as Cal
Chris Parnell
as Conductor Davenport
Guy Branum
as Train Traffic Controller
Charo
as Sexy Traffic Controller
Monet X Change
as Protester
Drew Droege
as Rich Gay
Jesse Tyler Ferguson
as Business Person
Daniel Franzese
as Disheveled Man
Natasha Leggero
as Person on Phone
Michelle Visage
as Reporter 1
Riki Lindhome
as Reporter 2
Jai Rodriguez
as Reporter 3
Mayan Lopez
as Pregnant Woman
Evan Mulrooney
as Chet
Missi Pyle
as Horny Divorcee
June Diane Raphael
as Chic Woman
Raven Symone
as Florida Reporter
Nicole Richie
as Workaholic
Lisa Rinna
as Sceney Celebrity
Matt Rogers
as Press Secretary
Sarah Michelle Gellar
as Famous Actress
Brock Yurich
as Pit Crew
Asher Alexander
as Unaccompanied Minor
J P Manoux
as Mime (uncredited)
Bryce Eilenberg
as Pit Crew (uncredited)
Bruno Carvalho Alcantara
as Pit Crew (uncredited)
Cliff Jensen
as Party Guy (uncredited)
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4Other crew
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