Scary Movie 5
A newlywed couple battling bizarre paranormal attacks must outsmart a relentless demonic stalker before their happy home turns into a nightmare.
“Evil is coming. Bring protection.”
Synopsis
After forming a new family and returning home, Dan and Jody, who are now happy parents, begin experiencing sinister and paranormal activities. Determined to uncover and eliminate the malevolent presence, they set up security cameras and discover that their family is being stalked by a demonic entity.
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A crew of 86+ credited
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Edited by Sam SeigShot by Steven Douglas SmithScored by James L VenableDesigned by Clark Hunter
Box Office
2013 · Box office
✅ Made its money back — grossed 3.9× its budget
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Worldwide gross
$78.6M
US & Canada: $32.0M — 41% of worldwide · International: $46.6M (59%)
Opening weekend: $14.2M — 44% of its US run. Front-loaded — most of its money arrived opening weekend.
Opening week (7-day): $16.6M — 52% of its US & Canada run.
Peak 3,402 theaters
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Cast & Crew
86 unique people credited
Top billed cast
Supporting cast
60Josh Robert Thompson
as Narrator (voice)
Darrell Hammond
as Dr. Hall
Sarah Hyland
as Mia
Marisa Saks
as Amy
Snoop Dogg
as Marcus
Terry Crews
as Martin Jacobs
Mike Tyson
as Mike Tyson
Mac Miller
as D'Andre
J P Manoux
as Pierre
Marianne Hammock
as Female Aide
Tyler Posey
as David
Shad Moss
as Eric
Katrina Bowden
as Natalie
Christopher Critter Antonucci
as Caesar
Scot Nery
as Mama
Ben Cornish
as Dom
Katt Williams
as Blaine Fulda
Lewis Thompson
as Madea
Jerry O Connell
as Christian Grey
Usher
as Ira the Janitor
Macsen Lintz
as French Boy
John Atwood
as Newscaster #1
Lane Carlock
as Newscaster #2
Sheree Whitfield
as Real Housewife #1
Angela Raiola
as Real Housewife #2
Lil Duval
as Kendra's Brother
Angie Stone
as Kendra's Cousin
Jasmine Guy
as Kendra's Mom
Ashley Leconte Campbell
as Antoinette Beauchamp
Kate Walsh
as Self
Clifton Guterman
as Waiter
Anna Skidanova
as Nadia
Clayton Landey
as Sodomized Cop
Kendra Wilkinson
as Self (uncredited)
Audrina Patridge
as Self (uncredited)
Zoe Pessin
as Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)
Emily Chandler Westergreen
as Mara (uncredited)
Jwaundace Candece
as Real Housewife (uncredited)
Angela Kerecz
as Featured Porn Star (uncredited)
Aaron Beelner
as Little Man (uncredited)
Elizabeth Davidovich
as Ballerina (uncredited)
Amanda Jelks
as Ballerina (uncredited)
Nikki Lashae
as Ballerina (uncredited)
Amanda Topper
as Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Joel Rogers
as Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Jon Gould
as Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Rory Healy
as Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
Catherine A Cospelich
as Ape Chick (uncredited)
Moses Das
as Bridge Runner (uncredited)
Faith Blankenship
as Carpet Girl (uncredited)
Jeff Glover
as Lab Tech (uncredited)
Sandy Simmons
as Model (uncredited)
Kendrick Cross
as Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Leigh Hennessy
as Witch (uncredited)
Chris Durfy
as Packer Fan (uncredited)
David Zucker
as Packer Fan (uncredited)
Memi West
as Audience / Patron (uncredited)
Dathan Thigpen
as Extra (uncredited)
Jamie Elizabeth Kelton
as Secretary
Scott Rousseau
as Santa
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